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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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Newsletter Staff Expands
The Journal of Small Engine Repair
It is with great pride that we announce that two fine journalism professionals have joined the staff of this newsletter. They are pictured here with the editor. Before joining the staff of the Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter, they were on...
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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon
This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...
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- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT
"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va
Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.
- Mario Molina, Plano tx