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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review
The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...
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Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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Editor Wins Poetry Award
This Is Your Third and Final Notice
Once again the Editor of this newsletter has won a major poetry award. His new poem is about the driving spirit of missionary work in the latter days and has touched the hearts of the entire Ricks College grounds maintenance crew, and won him their...
Read More »Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"
- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX
Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.
- Mario Molina, Plano tx
covid prediction?
- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT