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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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Newsletter Staff Changes
The Constitution of the United States of America
Words can hardly express the sadness with which we must announce the retirement from the newsletter staff of Trish and Ginger who only joined us only last month (see "Newsletter Staff Expands" article in June 1997 issue). It seems that some...
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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon
This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...
Read More »"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va
Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"
- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX
covid prediction?
- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT