Table of Contents
36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Recipe Corner
Close Cover Before Striking
This recipe was sent from Zuster Christina Nally who is serving in zee Netherlands. It was reported to have been found in the trunk of an old Dutch guy who brought it from Greece on a bicycle. It is thought to be the original recipe for Greek Olives...
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Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review
The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...
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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon
This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...
Read More »"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va
Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.
- Mario Molina, Plano tx
To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.
- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX