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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review
The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...
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Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon
This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...
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- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT
To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.
- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX
Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"
- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX