36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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Recipe Corner
Close Cover Before Striking

This recipe was sent from Zuster Christina Nally who is serving in zee Netherlands. It was reported to have been found in the trunk of an old Dutch guy who brought it from Greece on a bicycle. It is thought to be the original recipe for Greek Olives...

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Newsletter Staff Changes
The Constitution of the United States of America

Words can hardly express the sadness with which we must announce the retirement from the newsletter staff of Trish and Ginger who only joined us only last month (see "Newsletter Staff Expands" article in June 1997 issue). It seems that some...

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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review

An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...

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"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.

- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va

Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"

- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX

To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.

- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX